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Signs written in English found around the world? Willys cynical thought for the day fugging; fools love their work, but jobs s love fools freaking more! Signs written in English found around the world (some of them are pretty funny.) On a French passenger jet Live West under the seat. In a Tokyo hotel and s forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read Notis. In a hotel lobby in Bucharest The elevator has been fixed for the next day. At that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit. In a Belgrade hotel elevator Please leave your values at the reception. In an Athens hotel visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9:11 am daily. In a Yugoslav hotel the flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In the lobby of a hotel in Moscow in front of a Russian monastery You are welcome to visit the cemetery where they buried the famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers every day except Thursday. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers to do the rounds through the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. In a Swiss mountain inn special ice cream today. From the menu of a Swiss restaurant Our wines leave you no hope. From the menu of a Polish hotel Salad a corporation do, limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of fingers, roasted duck let loose; beaten slices of meat in the country peoples fashion. Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop she is a fit upstairs. Two signs of a shop entrance Majorca English well talking. Here speeching American. In a Bangkok dry cleaner Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Paris dress shop dress walking down the street. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand Want your asz only? In a tailor shop Order your summer suit Rhodes. Because of our large customers will be executed in strict rotation. Similarly, the weekly Soviet We will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest and strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for example, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other to this end . In a Zurich hotel because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists. In a Rome Laundry Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon with a good time. In a Norwegian cocktail lounge Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. In a zoo in Budapest Please no feeding the animals. If you have suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. At the office of a doctor in Rome, Specialist in women and other diseases. In an Acapulco hotel manager has personally passed all the water served here . In a Tokyo shop our socks cost more than common, but youll find the best in the long term. A booklet of information on Japanese use an air conditioner heats and cools hotel If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horns. Trumpet him melodiously at start, but if he still obstacles your passage, then ringing vigorously. In a Bangkok temple And forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. In a bar in Tokyo's special cocktails for ladies with nuts. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office We take your bags and send them in all directions. On the door of a room in a hotel in Moscow If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Strange signs in London, deposited in a bathroom of an office TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE downstairs. In a laundry washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a London department store upstairs BARGAIN BASEMENT in an office is the person who took the LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE Bring It Back or further steps will be taken in an office AFTER TEA BREAK staff should EMPTY THE STAND tea and spilled into the outer dish drainer a second hand store we exchange NOTHING - bicycles, washing machines, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE AND LONG get a wonderful bargain? " Notice in health food shop window CLOSED due to illness Spotted in a safari park ELEPHANTS Please Stay in the car seen at a conference for those who doesn't know CHILDREN AND C IS A DAY CARE communication to 1 plane in a field of farmers FARMER ALLOWS walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Messages on a display IF YOU CAN NOT READ, this leaflet will tell you how GET LESSONS On a repair shop door WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE blow the door - THE BELL OF WORK doesn't) http / / www.total-knowledge.com/ willyblu ~ ...
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